How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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