I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
