My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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