You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
two words...techno handjob
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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