the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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