she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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