Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
My breasts were aching with rage.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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