Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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