She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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