somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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