i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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