Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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