Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
they need to just BURY HIM!
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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