what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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