I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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