Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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