Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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