Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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