do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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