I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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