HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
