so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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