Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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