Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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