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I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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