Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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