similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
