i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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