i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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