I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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