one two three fourrrrnication!
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
i drank out of a bidet.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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