oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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