i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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