I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Actions speak louder than pants.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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