Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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