remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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