I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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