doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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