Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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