one two three fourrrrnication!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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