Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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