Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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