I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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