hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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