Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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