Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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