This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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