that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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