I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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