so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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