Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Your cock deserves a montage
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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