it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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