he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
kristin has been a bad kristin
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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