he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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