nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
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